Longhand Almanac

Malarkey

malarkeybooks.com · a site they built themselves

Read them at malarkeybooks.com → The writing is on their site. This page is what the index measured.

Malarkey publishes essays, novels, poems and short stories about books & reading at malarkeybooks.com, a site they built themselves. Last published October 2026, still publishing this year. Vouched for by 2 other writers in the index. Not in the top million domains: the big engines have never ranked it.

10 dated posts since 20242 writers vouchunfound by the big engines

Posts per year

102024

Years at it, against the index

0 yrs10 yrs20 yrs30 yrsthis writer · 0

Every writer in the index by years since their earliest evidence. This writer: 0, from the earliest date the crawl saw. The index reads front pages, so it sees most writers as younger than they are.

Anatomy of the site

Pages
13 captured
Front page
224 KB, 42 scripts, 10 imagesindex median front page: 112 KB
Trackers
none
Links out
1 other writer in the index, 5 other sites, 1 platforms
Found
2026-09-09, by following another writer's link

Words they use that almost nobody else in the index does

derelict10submarine15thrum8ludd3musgrove7vaillancourt1muuantique1mealarkey1malarkive1boxcutter1backmask1francis78patri2andrelczyk2

Single words from their own pages, weighted by how rare each is across the 4,473 sites in the index. The small number is how many sites in the index use the word at all. Never a line of the writing.

Who vouches2 writers in the index

2 writers in the index keep a link to this site. What they call it is printed as they wrote it.

Their neighbourhood

Sasha BrownKay VaindalDavid Wojo6 sites outside the indexMalarkey
in the indexoutside itthis writer

They link to David Wojo.

Why it ranks on Longhand Featured

ranked here because: unfound by the big engines · still publishing · essays, stories, or poems · vouched by 2 other writers

How the machine sees this site

  • Not in the top million domains. No big engine has ranked it for anything.
  • A feed. Readers can follow the site without a platform in between.
  • No trackers. Nobody is counting the readers.
  • Carries a full set of search-engine tags. This site is trying to be found, and the almanac scores that against it.

Why search does not surface this site, and why that is the machine's problem.

Readers

Hearts show once a writer reaches three. No account, no cookie.

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