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The Surrealist

thesurrealist.co.uk · a site they built themselves

Read them at thesurrealist.co.uk → The writing is on their site. This page is what the index measured.

The Surrealist publishes writing at thesurrealist.co.uk, a site they built themselves. Last published April 2023. Vouched for by 1 other writer in the index.

1 writer vouch

Years at it, against the index

0 yrs10 yrs20 yrs30 yrsthis writer · 3

Every writer in the index by years since their earliest evidence. This writer: 3, from the earliest date the crawl saw. The index reads front pages, so it sees most writers as younger than they are.

Anatomy of the site

Pages
1 captured
Front page
7 KB, 5 scripts, 0 imagesindex median front page: 112 KB
Trackers
none
Links out
1 other writer in the index, 2 other sites, 0 platforms
Found
2026-08-22, by following another writer's link

Words they use that almost nobody else in the index does

generator112livejournal115battle239priorartomatic2sexupifier2foodeating2bilateral2unheimlich3sensible26matic5dossier9dalek12spammer13slogan14

Single words from their own pages, weighted by how rare each is across the 4,473 sites in the index. The small number is how many sites in the index use the word at all. Never a line of the writing.

Who vouches1 writer in the index

1 writer in the index keep a link to this site. What they call it is printed as they wrote it.

Their neighbourhood

kevan dot orgkevan dot org2 sites outside the indexThe Surrealist
in the indexoutside itthis writer

They link to kevan dot org.

Why it ranks on Longhand Featured

ranked here because: no optimization at all · vouched by one other writer

How the machine sees this site

  • Ranked about 549,445 in the top million domains.
  • A feed. Readers can follow the site without a platform in between.
  • No trackers. Nobody is counting the readers.
  • No description written for search engines and no schema. Nothing on the page was built to be found.
  • Carries ad networks.

Why search does not surface this site, and why that is the machine's problem.

Readers

Hearts show once a writer reaches three. No account, no cookie.

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