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Tyler Plofker

tylerplofker.com · a site they built themselves

Read them at tylerplofker.com → The writing is on their site. This page is what the index measured.

Tyler Plofker publishes poems and short stories at tylerplofker.com, a site they built themselves. Last published September 2026, still publishing this year. Not in the top million domains: the big engines have never ranked it.

2 dated posts since 2022unfound by the big engines

Posts per year

1202212026

2026 is January to October.

Years at it, against the index

0 yrs10 yrs20 yrs30 yrsthis writer · 5

Every writer in the index by years since their earliest evidence. This writer: 5, from the earliest date the crawl saw. The index reads front pages, so it sees most writers as younger than they are.

Anatomy of the site

Pages
1 captured
Front page
84 KB, 24 scripts, 3 imagesindex median front page: 112 KB
Built with
a static generator
Trackers
none
Links out
4 other writers in the index, 23 other sites, 5 platforms
Found
2026-09-11, by following another writer's link

Words they use that almost nobody else in the index does

fainéant5defenestration2defunct29slice115thin120anxiety146jake47husk5idle38transmission41xray48farewell53hunger89selfcheckout2

Single words from their own pages, weighted by how rare each is across the 4,473 sites in the index. The small number is how many sites in the index use the word at all. Never a line of the writing.

Their neighbourhood

Do Not SubmitIdle InkJAKEPorridge28 sites outside the indexTyler Plofker
in the indexoutside itthis writer

They link to Do Not Submit, Idle Ink, JAKE, Porridge.

Why it ranks on Longhand Featured

ranked here because: unfound by the big engines · still publishing · essays, stories, or poems

How the machine sees this site

  • Not in the top million domains. No big engine has ranked it for anything.
  • A feed. Readers can follow the site without a platform in between.
  • Built with a static generator. The pages are files, written once.
  • No trackers. Nobody is counting the readers.

Why search does not surface this site, and why that is the machine's problem.

Readers

Hearts show once a writer reaches three. No account, no cookie.

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