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Futility Closet

www.futilitycloset.com · a site they built themselves

Read them at www.futilitycloset.com → The writing is on their site. This page is what the index measured.

Futility Closet publishes writing at www.futilitycloset.com, a site they built themselves. Last published August 2026, still publishing this year. Vouched for by 2 other writers in the index.

12 dated posts since 20262 writers vouch

Posts per year

122026

2026 is January to October.

Years at it, against the index

0 yrs10 yrs20 yrs30 yrsthis writer · 21

Every writer in the index by years since their earliest evidence. This writer: 21, from the earliest date the crawl saw. The index reads front pages, so it sees most writers as younger than they are.

Anatomy of the site

Pages
1 captured1 section found
Front page
82 KB, 16 scripts, 4 imagesindex median front page: 112 KB
Built with
a static generator
Trackers
present
Links out
0 other writers in the index, 8 other sites, 0 platforms
Found
2026-08-28, by following another writer's link

Words they use that almost nobody else in the index does

august1369scamp3february964january978december917november975april1086march1109october1048june1184july1236september1242tingleairey1thrumbled1

Single words from their own pages, weighted by how rare each is across the 4,473 sites in the index. The small number is how many sites in the index use the word at all. Never a line of the writing.

Who vouches2 writers in the index

2 writers in the index keep a link to this site. What they call it is printed as they wrote it.

Their neighbourhood

magistrateBlogroll8 sites outside the indexFutility Closet
in the indexoutside itthis writer

Why it ranks on Longhand Featured

ranked here because: still publishing · vouched by 2 other writers

How the machine sees this site

  • Ranked about 273,759 in the top million domains.
  • A feed. Readers can follow the site without a platform in between.
  • Built with a static generator. The pages are files, written once.
  • The copyright line names a person, not a company.
  • Some tracking is present.
  • Carries a full set of search-engine tags. This site is trying to be found, and the almanac scores that against it.

Why search does not surface this site, and why that is the machine's problem.

Readers

Hearts show once a writer reaches three. No account, no cookie.

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